01.    Full Name: Alasdair Nigel Forsythe “Slickfinger”. Although I am partial to Alphonzo.

02.    Place of Birth: Summer of ‘69. My mother’s birth canal. Head first, screaming and at a high rate of speed.

03.    Nationality: Proudly Canadian. I like the cold, snow and toques.

04.    Instruments: Bass Guitar, Drums and a very tiny, miniature finger violin for whine enthusiasts.

05.    Musical Inspiration: Lemmy, Bernard Edwards, Cozy Powell, Ian Paice.

06.    Favorite Composer: The first caveman to sit on his balls and invent, “The hard rock scream.”

07.    Favorite Movies: Coherence, Manhunter, Excalibur, Escape From New York, The Red Riding Trilogy (1974, 1980 and 1983) Finally, I can't stop watching Beyond The Black Rainbow right now.

08.    Favorite Books: The Flashman Novels.

09.      Favorite Sport: Football (soccer).

10.    Favorite Tabletop Games: Warfighter (DVG) Space Hulk and Moldvay’s D&D.

11.    Favorite TV Program: Forensic Files.

12.    What would be your last meal: None of your business. 

13.    Favorite Beverage: Banana Fanta!!!

14.    Favorite Fast Food: Not applicable. I'm a slow eater.

15.    Favorite Car: Any ride that has Corinthian leather.

16.    Favorite Place: Home.

17.    Favorite Quote: “I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat. Couple of pigs watching. Whoever drew this got it exactly right.” - Dwight Schrute.

18.    Favorite Word: Antidisestablishmentarianism.

19.    Favorite Fragrance: Mrs. Slickfinger after a full day of gardening in the summer heat.

20.    Did Han Shoot First: Still waiting for the crime scene photos, ballistics (laseristics?) and witness statements from Mos Eisley PD.