A question I often get asked is why did I decide to create Bass Lessons for non-musicians and chronic procrastinators and start it at a “Masterclass” level.

The answer is simple, yet I will choose to explain it in an eloquent, convoluted and rambling soliloquy.

When it comes to the field of musical education and instruction, people without any innate musical ability or people lacking in any form of disciplined commitment to learn - are largely ignored. 

It is a dire situation that I have endeavored to change while wearing velvet,  frills and a carrying a tobacco pipe.

Teaching those that the mainstream has forgotten and or left behind is a passion of mine. 

In fact, Masterclass Bass Lessons is not my first foray into the realm of instructional guides for obscure and socially ignored subjects. I am particularly proud of my extensive tome, “Saying goodbye to muddy waters: A Holistic Approach to Hot Tub Etiquette for People with Irritable Bowel Syndrome,” which many consider an important and seminal work on the subject matter.

The book’s driving force and personal mantra, “Don’t let your stool make you look like a fool in your own swimming pool,” has changed about half a dozen lives and continues to be the definitive travel guide for  ColonJets  Frequent Flyers Club.

The Bass guitar is also a passion of mine and as such, I recognize that anyone choosing such an instrument has already shown bad judgement, a lack of self esteem and questionable social values.

These are my  people and I intend to guide them in their choice to study The Four Stringed Devil. 

Masterclass Bass Lessons is unapologetic in its avant-garde approach to musical instruction. Time, be it 4/4, 4/3 or a quarter past, is never a wasted moment. I teach techniques that are plain, simple yet highly sophisticated. Whether you plan to play a bass guitar, pose with a bass guitar or simply become a modern, worldly  gentleman, Masterclass Bass Lessons for the Non-Musician and Chronic Procrastinator will maybe change your life…